Disaster Supply Kits only $49.95
Kit checklist includes:
1) Hot to buy land with water on it
(find a title to some land somewhere)
2) How to buy food insurance
(buy the right to eat) .. from Foods-R-us or, beg at any local Social Services office M-F 9 a/m till 3 p/m, unless they detect you have a life.
3) Get Life-lock Identity Theft protection
(insurance) - listen to A/M radio for five minutes. Surely, their commercial will pop up more than once.
4) Buy gold
Listen to Glenn Beck radio, or, find some money somewhere if you're not rich. (buried in some rich guys yard) map included
5) Buy food that you can store around home
pay attention where the neighborhood dogs bury their bones .. (four cellophane bags included) u-fill
6) learn what the acronym teotwawki means
(google-search-it)
7) Make a Disaster Recovery Plan
The plan should be documented on waterproof fire resistant paper. (paper not included)
8) Practice Your Family Disaster Plan
use make-believe hazards such as broken glass, mustard gas, whizzing bullets, floods, fire, and earthquakes. Basically all the four seasons of California. (see video) or visit Detroit.
9)Determine all threats that could affect you
Know your home's vulnerability to storm surge, flooding and wind.. Riots, atomic bombs and car bombs too.
(visit Los Angeles)
10) Have a Contingency Plan - Pray
(tweet Gideons International)
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